The Best Parts of a Relationship You Won’t Admit Out Loud

It’s almost impossible to be embarrassed.

The days of wondering what’s in your teeth are long gone!
He knows your really ugly cry face and he hasn’t run away.
He’s seen you naked with the lights on… and he hasn’t run away.
He doesn’t get grossed out if he catches you plucking out an unwanted hair… or 2…or 3.
No matter how mad he is, he’ll never cross the line by watching the next episode of the Walking Dead without you!
He’s seen your childhood photos, embarrassing high school photos, and maybe even your drunk MySpace photos, and doesn’t judge you.
He’s seen you in your granny panties on laundry day and it doesn’t turn him off.
You now have someone to practice that “Dirty Dancing” move with.