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It’s almost impossible to be embarrassed.

The days of wondering what’s in your teeth are long gone!
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He knows your really ugly cry face and he hasn’t run away.

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He’s seen you naked with the lights on… and he hasn’t run away.

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He doesn’t get grossed out if he catches you plucking out an unwanted hair… or 2…or 3.

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No matter how mad he is, he’ll never cross the line by watching the next episode of the Walking Dead without you!

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He’s seen your childhood photos, embarrassing high school photos, and maybe even your drunk MySpace photos, and doesn’t judge you.
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He’s seen you in your granny panties on laundry day and it doesn’t turn him off.

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You now have someone to practice that “Dirty Dancing” move with.

You get couple lap dances?